Mommy puts you on her lap and proceeds to peel you out of the costume. You want to stay a blueberry, so you say "No!" and wiggle around a bit to make it harder for her, but to no avail - soon you're wearing only the diaper, which is even smellier out in the open. "Come on, we need to get rid of that yucky poopoo." she coos. "Put up your arms please, princess!" You obediently raise your pudgy arms to help mommy slip the dress over you. She puts you back on the ground and you contemplate if you should try to walk, but before you can take any steps mommy buckles you into the stroller. The egg-shaped poop is quite uncomfortable to sit on, so you squirm around trying to find a better position. Mommy pushes you towards another stroller with a toddler around your age in it. He or she has curly black locks and is munching on a cookie, which makes you slightly jealous.
Mommy talks to the other toddler's mom: "Excuse me, I've forgotten our diapers at home and we have a little..." "Poooo!", you crow. "Yeah." your mommy adds and both moms laugh a little. "Do you maybe have a spare diaper?" "Of course, no problem. The changing room's over there. It's pretty small though, the stroller won't fit in. I can watch it for you if you want.". "Yes, thank you very much!" your mom says, picking you up from the stroller. The other mom hands you a folded diaper - "Hold this, please". She seems really nice, so you say "Daaa-ooo!" which is the closest to "Thank you" you can currently pronounce.
While your mom carries you to the changing room, you take a look at the diaper. There's a big, blue, smiling steam engine printed on it. "Chooooshoooo!" you say pointing at it as mommy puts you on the changing table. "Yeah, that's a choo-choo train!". Mommy pushes your dress up and rips the diaper open, prompting you to use your favourite word again: "Poooo!". "Yes, this is really smelly poo. Yuck! What did you eat, baby?" Mommy asks. She cleans your diaper area with just two wipes, then she quickly rolls the used diaper up and tosses it in the pail. You're still holding the new diaper, staring at the steam engine on it. "Can I have that, please?" Mommy asks, trying to take the diaper from you. "No! Chooooshooo!" You want to keep looking at the design, and also the nice woman gave it to you as a gift. "Hey, I need to put that on you. You can't go back home nakie!" Mommy argues, but you still won't let go. Mommy simply pries the diaper from your hands and puts it on you, which causes you to burst into tears. You don't really understand why you're crying, but you can't stop until Mommy points out that "It's okay, the choo-choo train's right here" on the front of the diaper and puts a pacifier in your mouth - sucking on it turns out to be extremely calming. Mommy takes you back to the stroller, the other mom and her child. "Thanks a lot. I'd like to invite you for a coffee, but it's her birthday today and I still need to prepare for the party this afternoon. Would you two like to come?" Mommy asks the other mom. She agrees to come and asks mommy for your address, but you're drifting off to your thoughts while sucking on the pacifier in your stroller and you don't follow their conversation. Mommy buys the blueberry costume and you leave the shop, meanwhile you wonder why you find things like a train printed on a diaper so important and why you love saying "poo" so much.