"I've got a BOGO Sale," the wizard said gleefully. He waved his hand and instantly new window signs appeared: "FREE WITH PURCHASE!", "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE". This way he could still give out body swap rings and satisfy those nasty bureaucrats like the inspector. "Buy a body swap ring, get some free hare gel? Or maybe some donkey lube? Or perhaps a cursed necklace or bracelet to go with the ring? I suppose if I get any customers who want something other than a bodyswap, I will just have to throw in a body swap ring," chortled
Nathan was scratching his butt in that spot under the tail that was so hard to reach as wolf, and thinking opposable thumbs weren't such a bad idea, when he ran right into the plywood sandwich board that materialized in front of him.
"Put it on and go drum up some busy-ness, Natty!" ordered the wizard.
Nathan frowned as he read the sandwich board sign.
"Nathan!" growled the managing wizard, "Hurry up, I need new customers now!"
Nathan rolled his eyes, but put the sandwich board on and headed out front.