You stretched, trying to shake the sleep out of your body when you realized you were lying on the floor. You tried sitting up, but you couldn't move your left arm, in fact you couldn't even feel it! You turned to see if maybe it was stuck under something but were met instead with your roommate's, Kyle, face.
"Why is he so fucking close?" you muttered to yourself. That must be why you couldn't feel your arm! The dummy was on top of it!
'How did we even end up down here?' You brought your hand up and tried pushing him away, but when you pushed you felt a tug on your skin. You craned your neck to try to see what it was.
Your mouth went dry. Where your shoulder should've been, Kyle's neck stood instead. Panicking you looked down at your torso, your palm sweating. Your body looked normal enough, maybe a little wider at the chest, but you still only had two arms and two legs, and your clothes looked like someone had stitched Kyle's pajamas to your own right down the middle, except there was no seam.
"Kyle, Kyle!" you yelled and grabbed his shoulder and shook it, "Kyle wake up! Something's wrong!"
His eyes opened, "What the hell do you-" he cut himself short and started screaming. He was desperately trying to get away from you, but the reality of the situation was settling in. You felt yourself panic a little, or maybe it was Kyle's panic?
"How did this happen? What the fuck happened?!" Kyle screamed.
"Kyle, breathe. We need to- we need to calm down." You said, feeling hypocritical as you were panicky yourself.
You inhaled and exhaled slowly, and Kyle followed suit.
"Okay, first things first: we need to stand up." You said, you two were still on the floor. The two of you had figured out that you could only control one half of your body. Kyle had control over the left arm and leg, and you over the right. After a couple tries, you did it. You managed to stand up, wobbling in place. It almost felt like standing on one leg, except it didn't. It was all very confusing.
You looked up and saw your reflection on the mirror hanging on the wall. You leaned forward, and that seemed to give Kyle a hint, together you both stumbled forward closer to the mirror.
You were both speechless.
"So what do we do now?" Kyle asked.