"Can I be a genie just like you?", you ask. "Your wish is my command.", he replies. You think to yourself:"Wow, this is gonna be so cool...the power of a wishing genie!"
He engulfs you in a magical zap, light completely blinds you and you seem to feel like air. When the light dims and you can see again, the first thing you notice is the eastern clothing that is typical for a genie. You try to move, but fail as you can't even feel your legs. Looking down, you notice that you don't even have legs, only the smoke coming from another lamp! "Unngh...what is this?", you exclaim as you try to move from your spot more than a body's length.
The genie replies:"You wished to be a genie, and a genie you are, all powers included. Even so, a genie must have a lamp that he is tied to, as you are now. You can enter and exit the lamp at will, you can use genie magic, but you can never leave without someone carrying the lamp. Also, you are magically bound to grant any three wishes to the owner of the lamp. The interpretation of these wishes, however, is up to you." In a puff of smoke, the genie disappears from sight, leaving you tied to a genie lamp in ghostly form.
You retreat into your new home, which is enormous on the inside, and swear to get your revenge somehow. Even if it means "interpreting" people's wishes in a way that could bring some entertainment to this existence.