"How do we get back to our world?" Rebeca asked, trying especially hard not to squish Gabe between her now considerably thicker fingers.
"You beat me. Not now, you guys just lost. So, sorry about that," Morgana said, shrugging.
"So, what happens now then?" Will asked as he prodded his new bosom that was stretching out his shirt.
"You start over," Morgana said.
"Back to normal already? Thank goodness. I already miss my breasts," Rebeca said.
"Did I say you'd go back to normal? Look hun, you got screwed, I'll admit that, but you still lost. You don't just walk free. No, you guys start over as you are now," Morgana said, emphasizing the last four words in particular.
"What? One of us is a toad, another is a statue, and another is barely tall enough to reach the tops of my shoes. How in the hell are we supposed to get anywhere like this?" Will demanded.
"Calm your tits, you'll be fine. The kid and the amphibian still have their minds, though the toad won't be doing much talking for a while, so they're still completely in play. As for Mr. Chargey McAggression," Morgana said, walking over to Cal's frozen form, "he'll have to be dragged around until you can figure out how to fix this. Plus, he'll lose the snazzy advantage of being a minotaur even though he'll keep the shape. Honestly, that's probably some of the better news right now."
"I swear, if you're the first fight again, I don't know what I'll do," Will said, sighing.
"Oh, that would just be horribly unlucky. I don't know if even I would be able to do much to you guys twice in a row like that. Let's hope we don't find out, shall we?" Morgana said, waving her hand. As she did so, the room blurred. When it refocused, the five players were all back at the signboard they had started at.
"Well shit." Will said. He summoned his hand of cards, which produced a significantly larger amount of jiggling than it had before, "And these are all different."
Gabe, Rebeca, and even Logan all checked their cards as well, and indicated that they too had been granted a fresh set. Or at least, they were pretty sure that's what Logan was indicating.
"So, first things first, how do we get him to the tower?" Rebeca asked, pointing to the golden minotaur statue behind her.
"Oh, this is gonna suck," Will said.