Like many gay guys, Matthew had never given much thought to what straight guys saw in women. He assumed that Ashton would be into a blonde cheerleader type with big breasts. Or maybe an Asian chick, that seemed to be the other thing that white straight guys were into. He hoped it would be the Asian chick, as he had a feeling that trying to navigate the world with big breasts might be kind of a problem if you hadn't grown up with them. Particularly on top of losing his penis, which was already giving him cold feet about the whole idea. It's completely reversible, he kept telling himself.
Given his expectations, he was a bit shocked when Ashton answered his question. Ashton was into. . .