"Oh, I'm so sorry Chris but thats wrong!" The Host says.
"No, Wait Please!! Give me another chance!!!" Chris screamed as two muscle men dragged him over to the machine and threw him in.
"And now ladies and gentleman, the computer will randomly select an animal body part that will be permanently atatched to him." At this the machine begins to make loud noises. "Ah, it seems the computer has selected Chris's new body part and the transformation will be over shortly.
20 seconds later the machine opens and Chris steps out with...