"urrrrgh... uhhhhh..." Colin groaned as he slowly opened his eyes, blinded by a bright light.
"He's coming to..." a gruff voice camly said.
"For a second there, I thought he was dead." Another male voice spoke.
Colin's vision finally cleared, and now he could see that he was in a concrete walled room, without windows, and a single bare lightbulb on a chain. In front of him, there were two men.
"You seem to be doing well." the gruff voiced man said. He looked to be age 40, with a large nose that bent inward at the middle. His eyes were cold, steely grey behind a hardened, rigid face framed by greying black hair. He was toned but very out of shape, and he gazed intensely down at Colin.
"How are you?" said a man Colin recognized as the second voice. He was a man in his twenties, thin and lanky, covered in coarse reddish brown body hair. His hair and beard sported the same ginger curls, framing brown eyes, with teeth that sported a good amount of film.
"I'm fine.... but where am I? And who are you guys?"
"Sal." The gruff man replied.
"James Bob Russell... my friends call me Jimmy." The lanky man said in addition, "And if I knew where this place was... I'd tell ya."
The boy took a breath and replied "I'm Colin... my neighborhood got..."
"Overrun by those busty broads infected everyone? And you were running from or fighting them before you got knocked out and wound up here?" Sal questioned.
"Yeah, how did..."
"That's what happened to us." Jimmy glumly replied.
"How do we get out? " Colin asked.
"As long as the bimbo plague persists, there is no out.... only in."
The trio turned to face a tall hispanic man with a messy black beard. He wore a grey polo, long leather work pants, and grey sneakers.
"Okay José, what's the big idea bringing us here?!" Sal shouted.
"My name is Juan Diegas... and I saved your lives out there." The hispanic man retored, gazing over the group with piercing brown eyes. "And now if you excuse me, I must go out and retrieve more people caught in the lord's wrath, perhaps I can set them on the path of salvation as well."
He placed an unconscious woman on the ground before going up the stairway and shuttinga heavy metal door.
"The hell is he talking about?" Jimmy thought out loud.
"I don't know, and I'm not sticking around to find out." Sal grumbled.
"What do we do?" Colin asked.
"Listen here you two lugs... I have a plan. One of you stays with the girl, the other is gonna help me whack that nutcase."
Colin paused, then chose to...