"Yes, what you say is true, Lamorak. Women and girls are indeed guilty of contributing to the
population explosion. They need to be punished severely", God said. I smiled. "And so they will
be. As of now, they shall lose their knowledge that they gained at school, their intelligence, as
well as their ability to give birth. Furthermore, they will become mindless, brutish, sensual animals governed by an overriding need to have sex, and shall be cursed with pregnant bellies.
And since the Archangel Michael told me what I can and can't do, I hereby strip him of his
divine powers, regress him in age to 16 years, and render him mortal and the exclusive lover of the animal females". Michael began to panic. "No! NO! Lord, please say he can't do this to me!"
he begged. God said, "And bring me into the firing line of Themis? Not on your life! You brought this on yourself! I warned you Lamorak does not take prisoners". "Goodbye, Robert", I said, and he vanished, only to arrive in 2020 A.D. to see caves had replaced houses, and was pounced on by the animal women. I turned to Catherine Parks, and saw that she had collared
and denuded the Virgin Mary. God asked me, "Lamorak, did you ask your slave to render the
Virgin Mary nude?" I replied, "No, I didn't. Lust, did you see who rendered the Virgin Mary
nude?" "Yes. Father, it was Wrath!" I turned my implacable icy gaze on my fifth daughter, and
Wrath shivered, despite her fearsome reputation, she knew she was in big trouble. "You and I young lady, will have words when we get home, but for now, you're grounded!" The Virgin
Mary blurted out, "But I asked her to render me nude!" "Why?" God asked. "I wanted to stop
being a virgin! I wanted to have sex with a woman!" God saw my face go pale. "Please....please tell me you didn't have sex with Wrath!" "Yes, I did, is there something wrong with that?"
God soon realized why I had gone pale. "Yes, you stupid little girl, there is a lot wrong with that! Wrath despises men, and that hatred of men gives her the power to make any virginal
girl or woman in your case, pregnant, and even after the child is born, your swollen belly will
remain, and that's not all". God asked, "There's more?" I said, "Unfortunately, yes there is. Sloth, tell God of the after-effects of the Virgin Mary having sex with Wrath". "Yes, daddy", she said,
and said, "Lord, I hate to say this, but there's no way Mary can be called a virgin anymore,
not really. Slut is more fitting for her, particularly since a slut is a dirty, slovenly, sexually
promiscuous woman. Also, it would have been safer to have sex with me". "Why?" God asked, and soon wished he hadn't. "If the Slut Mary had had sex with me, she would only have to be
my handmaiden for ten years-one decade, but since she chose to have sex with Wrath, she unwittingly chose eternal slavery over her freedom". God turned to Envy, and asked, "Envy, isn't there any way to free Prostitute Mary?" Envy thought carefully, and finally said, "There is one
way, Lord, but first, everyone on Earth, especially Nuns, must break their vows of chastity and have sex non-stop unless they need to use the loo". God asked me, "Why does Envy ask this of me, Lamorak?"