When he had opened and booted the system, he realized his computer had encountered an error, and the system froze. It then went into random regression mode for debugging. He panicked, trying to turn the computer off, but to no avail. He stopped dead, as he felt something weird in his bowels, near his navel, and his crotch began to hurt. He crossed his legs tightly, but it still hurt. And to make matters worse, the computer was still frozen. He then let out a gasp as the pain went away. He quickly pulled down his pants and underwear, but his crotch was smooth skin. He felt it, but his package was gone. There was a beep from his computer. His crotch started to hurt again. He sat down, staring between his legs, and closed his eyes. He felt a weird burst of naseau, and saw as squidlike tentacle morphed through his crotch. He stared, as it dangled from where his package used to be. But as quickly as it had appeared. It morphed into a tail, coming out of the wrong side. The computer beeped faster. He crossed his legs and clasped his hands to his smooth crotch again. Closing his eyes. Suddenly, he felt s pang of relief as his package came back, and it started to twitch with his excitement. He reached for it. And started to rub it. Glad to have it back