Derrick woke and stretched out. He dimly remembered staggering along last night and falling into this bed. He looked around. The satyr must have taken him to his family's suite, because he heard his sister complaining about not having Internet or phone service to text her friends. Grinning, he hopped out of bed and opened the door to the common room where the rest of his family was sitting down to a very nice-looking breakfast of fruits, cheese, and breads. Only his sister would find something to complain about here.
Or so he thought. All of them stopped and turned to stare as he joined them, looking shocked. "Morning! What are you guys planning or today?"
"Derrick, you are naked!" His mother gasped out finally. "And filthy!", added his sister. His father sniffed and scowled. "And it smells like you swam in a vat of wine! Have you been drinking?"
Grabbing a hunk of cheese, Derrick took a big bite and chewed it as he replied "So? What's wrong with that?" Seeing them still looking at him with a mix of horror and anger, he swallowed and scowled back. "Loosen up, guys! I had a great time yesterday! I got laid by a dozen fauns, drank some amazing wine until I could barely walk, and I feel great this morning! I thought drinking gave you a bad headache or something."
Oddly, this announcement did not seem to cheer them up at all. His father stood up, still angry. "Go take a shower and wash that stink off you, then get dressed! You are not some filthy animal! I am going to speak to the Spa administration about this! You are only 16, a minor! If some perverted half-goats have been having sex with you, I will sue this place..."
"Oh, lighten up!" Normally, his dad's anger would have sent Derrick running for the shower, but now he was just annoyed. "Some of the fauns look like ten year-olds, and I screwed them! There were some goats, too, but I didn't try any of them." His father gaped as if Derrick had said something outrageous. What was wrong with him, with all of them? They were here to enjoy themselves, to have a vacation from all the pressures and headaches and stupid morals of society. Sure, he would normally wear clothes and bathe when they were back home. Though he couldn't quite remember why. What was wrong with being naked and dirty? This was natural, the way he should be. At least as a human. Remembering the grinning ginger faun, he wondered about trying twinning.
"Derrick, what happened to you yesterday?" His mother looked worried. "You would never act or talk like this!"
"Mom, I don't mean to be rude or anything." Derrick felt a little frustrated. Why were they being so stuck-up? "But really, why did you guys come here? To get away and try something new, right? This is like a whole new world to explore! You can do anything, be anything you want!"
His father sat down, still staring. "This is what you want to be? Some dirty, stinking wild boy who has sex with beasts?"
That threw Derrick. It wasn't like he had really changed himself yet. He could have come home as a minotaur, or a twin to the cute red haired faun, or even on all fours as a nanny goat! "I haven't done anything but have fun! They offered to change me, but I stayed human. If you guys are freaked out by my getting a little dirty and having some fun, maybe I need to just join them for the rest of the vacation."