Andy opens the door at the rear of the Face Paint O'Matic and steps inside. It seemed familiar, but he didn't remember why. You remembered being in here for a while and talking to a computer with a mind of its own. The last half hour was still a blur. "Computer!" he yelled angrily. "You turned my girlfriend April into a cat. You not only made her look like one, but you also made her act like one! Turn her back NOW!"
"I'm afraid the paint job is permanent for a year, little puppy." the computer said. "But these remote controls can change the settings on her collar. You see, after seeing the changes to her body, April was too afraid to leave; so I gave her a collar, just like the one you are wearing. It causes her to think and act like a cat, so she is not embarrassed to look like one. Once she turns her collar on, her mind becomes like that of a cat, and she will not be able to switch her collar back off. You must do it for her; just point the remote at her and press 'Human'. If you want her to be an animal again, press 'Animal'. The remote can also cause the collar to cause her to forget something that just happened to her. If she in her human frame of mind, sees her reflection, and is embarrassed, just set the desired amount of time you want to erase and press 'Forget'. She will continue on oblivious of the fact that she looks like a sexy pink cat. If you want to set the collar to make her forget everytime she realizes she is a cat, press and hold forget, and for 24 hours, she will not be able to remember what she looks like. Each time she sees her reflection, it may shock her a little, but as soon as she looks away, she will completely forget and act as though nothing is wrong. These same rules apply to your collar too, doggy boy." the computer taunted.
"Doggy boy! Whats that supposed to mean!" you exclaim. Turning your head, you catch your reflection in a large mirror. "It can't be!" you stutter. Looking at your reflection, you realize that that you have been painted as a dalmatian puppy from head to toe. There is a collar around your neck just like April's, with a little black control box at the bottom. "I demand you turn me back!" you order the computer.
"You asked for a way to change April back to her true self, and I complied. Now get out of here before I give you the mind of a dog too! The computer said. An arm reached down to hand the remotes to you. "Oh, and just for fun," it said, pressing the forget button on the remote.
You take the remotes from the claw, and suddenly your mind goes blank. You walk to the door, completely unaware that you are a big dalmatian.