You are Jack Finn,a former Navy dockworker
bulging muscles,tattoo of a anchor on your chest etc.
Many years ago you nearly died aboard a Xanadu warship that you had been sent
to investigate by the Secret Agents Department.
There was something weird going on in the country of Xanadu.
Besides being the place where the Chronivac's got manufactured
there were wild stories that
since the 1950s and 1960's some of Xanadu's citizens,if you gave them enough weed and LSD
would turn into dragons,pieces of furniture and potted ferns.
So your new boss had given you the papers
you were now
Mr Blank
and he had given you files on those wild stories
about shape shifting
people/dragon/furniture/fern things
One thing you had noted was that one common
word popped up in those files
Durzzack
not Cossacks
but
Durzzacks
So abord the Xanadu warship you had gone
and were horrified to discover that
Ali Babba,Sin Bad and the Turk had seized it
and were planning to use
some secret weapon called
the Chronivac 1.0 to turn everybody over the age of 55 into
turkeys.
Yeah,real turkeys\\They had
captured you and to prove they're weren't jerking around
had used the secret weapon to turn you into a turkey
the sex that lays eggs.
So there you were strapped down onto a Regency Chair with duct tpe ,rope and netting
frantically gobbleing away when the Regency Chair
begn talking to you as it stretched out its spindlely wooden legs and began walking
in the direction of the Chronivac 1's
Fire Control panel
"Don't worry Mr Blank,its me Princess Snowy"
the Regency Chair sid to you
"We'll save the World together,you and me"
"Don't worry" the Regency Chair said s you began to gobble even more frantically