Suddenly you realize that you've be thinking about this in the completely wrong way! You've been trying to get with other people this whole time, and failed, so stop doing what doesn't work!
You realize that the only person who is worthy of your love is yourself. You go out and buy a full length mirror and place it at the opposite side of your dinner table. Romantic dinner, mood candles, french music. Perfect.
Actually... It's kind of awkward having a date with your own reflection... Maybe you should try something else.
You go to your workshop and build a machine. A glorious machine, a machine to end all other machines... A cloning machine! You take about a month off of your dead end job manning the cash register at the gas station to build it. Your boss didn't seem to happy about that, but who cares about him, you're building a cloning machine.
After a month of work, you're work is complete. You step back and pull the Frankenstein-style lever. (it cost, like, 15 dollars at the local hobbyist store).
And the thing that steps out of the machine is...