You wake up and pull yourself out of bed. You stretch, yawn, and trudge into the bathroom to relieve yourself. A nice shower helps wake you up, though the water feels a bit odd against your body. Not bad... just odd. You get out and start to dry off. It takes a lot less time than normal, the water is basically sliding off you on its own. You grab the comb and start to run it through your hair to--
*SQUEAK*
The hell was that? It felt like your comb met some resistance too. You look at your reflection and try the comb again. It drags against your hair without going deeper and once again it makes a squeaking noise. You look more carefully. Your hair has a weird sheen to it and looks more like a solid object than individual strands. Actually, your whole body looks a bit... off. Your skin is too smooth and you can't see any body hair. Something strange is going on... right?