When Elena came back to consciousness, she found herself in the midst of a throng of voices, most of which were coming from huskies. Suddenly-straight-again Erick was a pile of excuses like always and was still complaining about his sexual encounter with his roommate as a gay Irish Setter. Jeff was now openly convinced his roommate Erick was some kind of pervert. And Bruno was basically the same except he could talk now.
Erick: "I still can't believe we had sex! This is so disgusting. I'm not even gay! Not originally anyway."
Jeff: "Well maybe you should have thought of that before you made us gay. I still can't believe you had sex with your DOG!"
Erick: "Hey, he was human when that started, and I didn't know this thing was gonna make us gay!"
Bruno: "I still just wanna have sex. Not with you though. Bitches only please."
Erick: "Bruno, you're disgusting, but I love you."
Jeff: "We know you do, Eric, you kinky little--"
Erick: "You know I don't mean it like that, Jeff! Once again, is there a reason my dog has a human mind, John?"
John: "I already told you, I gave you all the same settings because I didn't wanna screw anything else up!"
Jeff: "Well then why is Elena a dog too?"
John: "I didn't even know she was there! I just wanted you and Erick to be able to tell me what happened. And I didn't want any more of that gay shit in here right now."
Elena: "At least I can still talk. I feel like I'm talking differently somehow, though. How is it that we can all understand each other anyway?"
Bruno: "John thought we should all be able to speak one of your human languages called English. I think it's hilarious that you humans can't even understand EACH OTHER's weird barks! Dogs don't have that problem. We just sniff each other's butts."
John: "Don't start any of that 'John thought we should all' crap! For the last time, I didn't mean to change Elena at all! I am glad she can knows what we're saying now, though, so at least she understands what's going on."
Elena: "Do I understand, though? Before you hired me, I was a girl. I was also, you know, NOT A DOG."
John: "I'm so sorry Irena. This is all because of that crazy device Jeff brought in. I was just looking for a way to fix these three--"
Bruno: "Fix us how, exactly?"
Erick: "Oh yes, it's always MY fault, isn't it--"
Jeff: "Well it depends on which head you're thinking with, Erick, you horny--"
Erick: "SHUT UP JEFF!"
Elena: "Mr. Gruber, I've been trying to tell you for two days my name is ELENA not IRENA. We speak the same language now so it's time to stop playing dumb."
John: "Well EXCUSE ME if I can't remember all your precious little separate Hispanic names when--"
Erick: "Don't talk to him like that John. He's (she's?) been here two days, but I've been putting up with that dismissive attitude since we were kids. It's how you and Heather get when anyone else wants a say in ANYTHING. Don't think I didn't notice you just HAD to change us into huskies. It's the only breed that's perfect enough for YOU. It's all I've heard you talk about since I brought in an Irish Setter. And then when you saw that husky in the park--"
John: "Hey, Junior likes them, too. And don't you think I should get a say in what kind of dog comes into MY house? Besides, it's not like it's permanent! At least, I hope not. Except maybe for Bruno over there..."
Bruno: "What?"
Erick: "Oh yeah, you've always got a rub that part in, don't ya. That it's YOUR house!"
Jeff: "I think YOU wanna rub some--"
Erick: "SHUT UP JEFF!!"
Bruno: "Do we really have to stay here arguing about all your human drama right now? I wanna go walkies, ... and maybe find a bitch..."
All the others together: "BRUNO! ..."
After a brief moment of everyone looking at Bruno, then each other, they gradually started to giggle, then laugh. John apologized for being so controlling, Erick apologized for bringing in the Chronivac without warning the others of its true power, and Jeff apologized for assuming Erick was a perv (although he still really thinks that and is slightly turned on by it). Elena agreed not report this incident to OSHA or to anyone outside the home. Bruno asked whether it was time to go walkies yet.
John laughed and announced that...