"Come on out to the kitchen" Beth beamed at Mike. "We're celebrating all our transformations!"
"Huh?"
"Well, your sister won't be bringing home any more creepy boyfriends, to start with. Your mom's trying life as a guy, and your brother is a kitty-cat."
So that's what happened to Jeff, Mike thought. And Beth's gay or what? This was going to be a strange family, but he definitely preferred it to his old one.
Jeff, or as Beth had started calling her, Jezebel, jumped into Beth's lap when she came back and started purring. She briefly wondered what Jenn as boy was doing back at the house, but such a question wasn't important to a cat. Jezebel felt utterly content, except for a longing in the back of her mind for kittens.
Jack surreptitously pulled out the check from the restaraunt where he had eaten with Jeff. The pretty waitress with the cute butt had written her phone number on it.