Jack observed his daughter leaving with her new lover and her baby. Well, he thought, its good that poor old Alice should get a chance at happiness. It was funny that the thought of his daughter having sex--with a woman, yet--didn't bother him. Something about the Chronivac--it loosened you up, made rules seem less important. There were probably good and bad aspects to that. Suddenly he realized that there was one thing about Beth's evening that bothered him. Why should she be the only one getting laid?
At that time he heard a crash from the kitchen as Jeff returned to human form. He rushed in, but found that there were only a few broken plates. His son looked him in the eye and said, "Mom, that was great. I want to do it again. I want" he swallowed hard "to be a mother cat."
"OK" said Jack "But can you stay a boy for tonight? I want you to babysit your brother."
"My brother?"
"Yes, your brother Mike! Did being a cat make you forget your family?"
"Oh, of course, Mike. Sure, I'll babysit. But tomorrow--Miaow!"
"OK, fine." The thought of the waitress's--Patty, her name was--luscious body danced through Jack's libido and made him willing to agree to just about anything. He called her.
"Hi, this is Jack--from the restaraunt. You left me your number? Would you like to go out tonight?"
"Well, I was going to clean my oven."
"Please"
"Oh, you silver-tongued devil!" She gave her address. "Pick me up at eight, handsome."
Jack frantically tried to remember everything about being a guy on a date she had observed as a woman.
Mmmm. thought Jack the next morning, as he looked at Patty's lovely face asleep on the pillow beside his. This being a guy definitely has its advantages. His body seemed to remember how to act, in bed and out of it. I'm not going back, he thought. Being a woman was great and I don't regret it, but its a phase of my life that's over. It seemed like years ago that he had tried to be the perfect housewife. If I can live with my daughter the lesbian and my son the female cat, they can live with their mother the stud. Patty's eyes opened. "You want breakfast, handsome?" "Eventually" Jack responded, as he slowly pulled the sheets away from her body. "Ummm" Patty murmured "You really know how to treat a woman. This is the nicest tip I've had in years." Although Jack's mind was suffused with lust, a little corner of it was going "Yay, I'm not the one making breakfast!"