"Looks good, but I still owe the coach ten laps in the pool. He only let me help you carry this board, cause I agreed to come back. It's easier to swim without all the other guys in the pool anyway. They should be filing in here in about 5 minutes. You don't need to nail the plank in place or anything?"
"Nah, it seems pretty solid. Oh fuck, I forgot to sand the bulge. Good thing I have sandpaper in my pocket," Ed said patting a bump in the middle of the plank.
Chad felt Ed's hand on his crotch. Fuck no, he's going to sand my crotch flat? As he thought it, Ed pulled out the sandpaper and began vigorously sanding Chad's bulge. Chad's eyes would have bulged and watered, if they could have. Fine sawdust was flying everywhere.
Bruno said, as he saw Ed perspiring, "Dude, you shoulda done that before we got in the sauna. Maybe you should get out of those clothes."
Ed said, "Gotta have it flat before Sinclair sees it. He told me to sand it first. He'll come in with the swimteam right?"
"Usually, good luck." Bruno left.
It took the better part of five minutes, but at last Ed stopped. He swept the fine red sawdust into a baggy with his hand. Then he ran his hand over the smooth plank. He kissed his hand and patted the now bump free piece of wood formerly known as Chad. He laughed, and asked, "So Chad, was it as good for you as it was for me," then he looked down at his drenched clothing, "Dude, I did all the work too." He sighed, and started to exit, he needed a shower.
The sauna door flew open before he reached it, and the dripping wet Speedo clad swim team thundered in. Everyone wanted to try out the new plank to see if it felt better than the slats.
"Hey, take turns, if you all get on the same bench it might collapse," said Ed in a worried voice.
Every inch of Chad was now covered by Spandex clad butt cheeks, and bare thighs. He felt himself absorbing the water and sweat. Vaguely he wondered why Ed had collected the sawdust. His freshly sanded crotch felt so sore that Matt's wet butt actually provided relief after the initial pain when he sat down.