You selected the soda option and applied it to your self setting the duration of the change for 6 hours. Just so you could test it out.
You hit enter and immediately felt a gurgling pain in your stomach. You leaned forward sweating. Your insides felt like someone just dumped acid in your stomach. The pain grew spreading outward, you felt the bubbles of cola throughout your body, caressing your internal organs. Your blood was changed to a sugary liquid fizz. Eventually the acid spread till it came to your skin once it reached out it stopped hurting so much. The pain was still there, but it lessened as more and more of your skin was changed into the sticky brown drink you loved so much.
The change left no corner of your body unaffected, and soon your entire body was cola in the shape of a man, with bubbles flowing throughout from were your heart should be.
You examine your body closely. Despite being made entirely of Cola, you held together rather well. Your clothes fell through you, now soaking wet in soda. You but a finger in your mouth and begin drinking your own body, feeling it flowing back into you in an infinite loop. You were a never ending supply of your favorite soda. For now you were happy with that.
But another idea formed in your head, you turned to the Chronivac and grinned as the gears turned in your fizzy soda head...