"You're in the lead, you're doing great
but how will this help your poor, horny mate?
She wants YOU now, but what if they pass?
Perhaps it'd help, if we gave you more mass?!"
Dan blinked, puzzling over the card even as a visible ripple ran through his body. Before he could ponder further, he felt a bulge in his forearms and looked down to see them swelling, veins popping out and more muscle building upwards. His formerly-undefined biceps flared, looking for all the world as if grapefruits had been shoved into his upper arms! He could feel the changes continue up his shoulders and around his neck before rushing down over his chest. Where he'd always been flat and very-slightly flabby, huge pecs pushed forwards while a tightness over his abdomen signaled further changes. Reaching down with is free hand, he lifted his loose t-shirt to reveal a celebrity-worthy eight-pack, narrowing down to that sexy V before disappearing into his jeans.
"Holy shit." John breathed, envy apparent in his eyes as they took in the change in Dan's physique. "You look like a personal-trainer-to-the-stars or something!"
"Uhh, I mean, yeah?" Dan stuttered, his voice having grown deeper to match his increased bulk. He rocked a bit on his firm thighs and glutes, muscle having replaced fat, causing him to sit more upright. He noticed that his shoulders seemed much broader and the table seemed lower - he must have even gained inches in height!
Erica was once again leaning towards him, practically falling out of her chair as she grazed his forearms with her claws. Dan felt a surge of lust in response to his cat-girlfriend's attention, but a blush still graced his more-chiseled features before he glanced back down to read the second card.
"You're big and you're strong, and BOY are you LONG ;)
But with regards to your mate, this game you could bungle...
Let's hedge our bets and make you King of the Jungle!"
"Ohhh shit" Dan gasped. An immediate pressure at the base of his spine heralded the arrival of a ropy-golden tail, flicking almost instantly into view with a dark-brown tassel of fur on the end. His shaggy brown hair immediately darkened and thickened, growing out into a luxurious mane that draped over Dan's now-impressive shoulders. Jenn and John looked up in time to see Dan's square jaw broaden along with the rest of his face, his nose slitting, darkening and pushing out into a lion's muzzle as golden fur covered his cheeks and forehead. Erica let out a rumbling purr that quickly turned into a heat-crazed YOWL as she leapt at the new Dan, straddling his lap and proceeding to begin licking... or was it grooming? (a very sexy grooming!) Dan's entire face and into his mouth, which he gaped open, revealing enormous, pointy teeth.
Jenn frowned as she averted her eyes, hefting her weighty breasts onto her other arm. "That doesn't really make sense, does it? It's an outdated saying! Lions aren't really 'the kings of the jungle' now that we know they live on the grasslands... shouldn't he be a Tiger or something?"
"I don't know that the game really cares, Jenn. I mean, the line rhymed, didn't it?" John shrugged the incongruity off, since it seemed this game required a suspension of 'reality' along with 'physical possibility' and 'former beliefs.' He pushed the die her way. "It's your turn again, Jenn; roll!"