Carter presented that suggestion with a motion of his arms.
"That might just be crazy enough..." Paige said, shouting, "TO GET US ALL INFECTED!"
"It might work..." Chester said rubbing his chin.
"What?!" Paige asked.
"There's a gas station a couple blocks from here." Chester explained, "If there's enough muscle put into it...."
"we'll draw every bimbo out of every car, building, and alley!" Paige spat, "I say we...."
"What?! Wait around until they get us?!" Carter asked.
"A Hernia pushing a van around... or waiting for a bimbo to come tearing my clothes off... hmmmm..." Colin contemplated.
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!" Carter yelled as he, Colin and Jackson pressed into the van, moving it a few inches.
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!" Carter yelled again, and the guys nudged it a little farther.
"Come on, my granny can push harder than any of you!" Paige snapped.
"What?" she asked as everyone scowled at her.
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!" Carter shouted as the guys and Paige heaved against the hefty steel vehicle.
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!" Carter yelled as they inched forward again.
"I said.... PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!" he yelled.
"I'm puuuuuuuuuuuuuushing, I'm puuuuuuuushing!" Paige groaned as the managed to get the van... an eighth of the way there.
The quadrio flopped out on the ground.
"It's no use..... the van's too heavy..." Colin panted.
"I guess we could wait a few hours and try again..." Carter sighed, leaning against the van.
He fell over as the van began moving forward on it's own.
"Uhhh... what's past that dip in the road?" Carter asked.
"A hill." Jackson replied as the van sped down the road.
Colin almost fainted when he saw a parked bus right in the van's path.
"What do we do now, genius?!" Paige asked Carter.
Colin looked around, spotting....