"W-wait up!" Bill shouted, more afraid of being left behind than whatever consequences he'll have to face for whatever Ted has planned.
Ted chuckled to himself, "every time..."
The two of them stepped into the store together; "Dude... jackpot" Ted says with confidence. The aisles ahead of them feature all manner of risque adult apparel, some they had no idea even existed. Tim started to eye up all of the various feminine manikins, in shapes and sizes he had thought were strange to even bother making a manikin for, but he wasn't going to complain; he was down for expanding his horizons.
Bill on the other hand was too nervous to move, conflicted over where he should even be looking to not look strange in front of Tim. His eyes darted to the plus-size female manikin Tim was staring at like he was at an art museum, then over to the display of jock straps on the other side of the store, then over to the bras, then the asile of underpants down the center of the store. "What is tim going to think of me if I grab something weird? If he sees me looking at the bras is he going to think I wanna try one? But if I look at the jock straps to throw him off, will that be too much and he'll start to wonder if I'm gay?" Bill's mind began to race over all of the possible things that might happen to jeopardize his current relationship with Ted.
"uh dude... are you alright?" a voice broke Bill out of his trance, "You're thinking too much again just come check this out" It was Ted's voice, but he couldn't see him.
"Where'd you go dude?" Bill darted his sight around the store looking for Ted.
"Right here bro" an arm shot up from somewhere in the store, and Bill went running. When he got to where he saw Ted's arm, Ted was...