"The boy is embarrassed by the show."
Here goes nothing.
"The boy is delighted by the show."
You find yourself no longer blushing and instead giggling. This is what you wanted, the famous toddler author. Why would you ever be embarrassed by this? You now find yourself playing right into the role that has been set out before you. You learn all about the brilliant novel you "wrote" that made you the sensation you are now and find the information you need right when you need it.
After going potty, you are sat on the host's lap who bounces you up and down while asking questions. No matter what you say the crowd applauds and awwws you. This may not have been your goal when you started today but this is better than you could have dreamed. This couldn't get any better or could it?