Chronivac reboot routine 2.5 ...
All systems online...
Location: Middle America
Specific Location: Random
Materialization sequence loaded, begin transportation protocols...
Initializing Now... Execute.
Poof... another Chronivac appears in a locker room of a professional football stadium somewhere in the Midwest.
A linebacker for the Kansas Dire-Wolves walks out of the shower naked, but for the towel around his waist. He's the last in the locker room at the end of a losing season. It's his last season he knows it. He’s old, worn out & beat up. Half of his bones have been broken and he has more metal in him from reconstructive surgery than the bionic man. When he goes through security check at the airport, he has to explain why he sets the alarms off. It was funny, the first ten times, now it's just a sad reminder of how badly he as abused his body.
Chad McMahon was quite the football hero in his day, they used to call him 'the Bulldozer' and he helped bring his team to the brink of winning the Super bowl once, now they call him 'The Old Man'. He aches all over, but despite the aching, he wishes he could go one more year. He's wished for that Super bowl ring all his career, ever since he came so close, back in '86.
He scratches at his graying beard and towels off his extremely hairy body. "Hell, I AM an old man... a hairy old man." he says as he looks at his naked body in the mirror. He fingers his cock giving if a couple of pleasureable strokes; it's erect and he doesn't quite know why. "It's gotta be the hormone replacements the doc's givin' me. Damn it. I'd only be shootin' blanks anyway." he says to himself as he thinks about the surgery he had just last year to remove both testicles; because they were riddled with cancer. It was a very hushed operation and the media thankfully never found out. He waits to shower when no one is around partly because he doesn't want his less than manly state to be discovered and partly because he can't stand the reporters who hang around like buzzards waiting for something to die.
Chad notices the Chronivac; he drops the towel on the bench. He picks the odd machine up, thinking it to be a laptop left behind by a reporter. God how he hates reporters and their insinuations about his age and his manhood. What the fuck do those pencil neck geeks know about manhood anyway? Chad opens the case...