Curious, William replaced the word “lactating” with “pregnant”. Promptly, his stomach bulged out, jostling Billy. Billy merely settled on top of William’s new baby bump, continuing to breastfeed. William gaped at the phone. It had the ability to change reality! He was now pregnant!
William was about to get rid of the pregnancy when a man walked over and kissed him on the cheek.
“I heard that you lost custody of the girls,” the man said solemnly. William nodded. “Well, don’t worry, you’re already replacing them.” The man stroked William’s belly. “Twin baby girls to make up for the two older ones your ex-wife is keeping.” William’s eyes widened in shock. He was pregnant with twins? Billy broke off of his nipple and climbed off his lap, onto the floor.
“Yeah, Daddy. We don’t need those stinky girls,” Billy said proudly. The man smiled at Billy.
“That’s right! Your daddy and I are making our own family together, and you’re going to be a part of it!” The man’s nose wrinkled. “Oh, it smells like someone made a stinky.”
“Yes, Billy pooped again,” William said. “But he got hungry before I could change him.” The man shook his head.
“Story of the year. Come on, Billy, let’s get you changed.” The man led Billy away, leaving pregnant William on the bench. William looked at the phone and generated another sentence. Maybe it could elaborate on what was happening.
It read “William’s twelve-year-old son who isn’t potty trained is taken to be changed by Joel, William’s boyfriend.”