HAG is an acronym for Heavy Assault Guy. The guy on our team is a Russian Orc. Name Witheld.
He walks in, carrying a Browning Machine Gun. What stands between you and him is a table. He drops the gun onto tne table and breaks it. He is probably 10 feet tall, very muscular, completely bald, has large tusks, a unibrow, and a huge gut hidden by a heavy body vest. He also wears a red T shirt.
HAG, which is the guy, speaks in a heavy Siberian Accent.
HAG: I am Heavy Assault Guy.What you see on table is my weapon.
He holds the barrel.
HAG: She weighs 200 Kilograms and fires 50 dollar 50BMG bullet at 1000 Rounds per minute. It will cost you over a thousand dollars to fire this whole magazing.
He begins to pace and pace after minutes of explaining his gun.
HAG: I have other weapon.
He pulls out a double barrel.
HAG: 10 gauge shotgun. made for me.
He laughs at what gun you have, a 32 ACP single shot.
HAG, after a few minutes of loud laughter, inspecting his gun: Oh my god who touch Natalia..? alright...
HAG in a deafening voice: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
HAG now quieter: I know little orc from Siberia who outsmart human... I know little orc who can outsmart me and bullet.