Sid sighed, ready to face his family’s disappointment as he walked into the Lily Dragon Noodle House.
“Hello sir, you have a reservation?” The girl at the counter asked.
“Table 5, Holsten Family.” Sid replied, “My brother met his wife at that table, we’re here to celebrate them finally making that baby...”
“Fascinating...” the girl sighed.
Sis noticed a woman with a large, round belly slurping down a fifth bowl of noodles.
“I see someone else is expecting.” Sid smiles before asking, “Boy or girl?”
“I’M NOT PREGNANT, YOU DICK!” the Foodie yelled as she scratched him across the face.
Sid went to the bathroom to wash the blood off his face and try to fix the scratches.
“Sure hope this doesn’t... huh?” Sid asked.
His scratch had disappeared, and his hair was suddenly growing longer. In fact his nails were becoming long and polished pink. He looked up to see he had bright pink eyeshadow and lipstick on.
“What’s going on?” Sid asked, putting his hands over his mouth as he realized his voice was suddenly feminine and dainty.
He doubled over as his pot belly pulled inwards, arching his back as two meaty DDDs burst out and his butt swelled to the point of ripping his pants off.
“What’s happening to me?!” Sid yelled in panic when she realized her groin was flat, “Why...?”
The pink glow overtook her eyes as she smiled, massaging her breasts as she cooed “Why I look simply fabulous!”
The suit melted and morphed into a form fitting pink dress as Sydney snapped a selfie for her Facebook page. Her agent always encouraged her to model when she could; Paris was in a couple months after all.
“Oh my, I must be going!” Sydney gasped as she realized she was late.