"OK. For the first go, think I'm just gonna go all out, see what happens," you say.
Jonas raises a brow. "What do you mean by 'all out'? There's no risk of me exploding, right?"
"What? No, of course not! I'm sure exploding isn't programmed in." You give a laugh, which is met from awkward silence from Jonas. "Dude. Don't worry. I've done all the calculations. I swear this will be cool."
You type C to open up the settings. You scroll down and uncheck box limiting changes to only organic life forms, which unlocks further settings. You type in TOILET in the DESTINATION field, then other settings automatically shift in the program. You go through, changing a few more settings. "OK, ready, Jonas?"
"Sure, can you tell me what's gon-"
As he's talking you press the keyboard shortcut to finalize the changes and enter the confirmation code. The progress bar pops up and the old photo booth starts to buzz.
"W-Whoa, something feels really weird."
Jonas shifts, his features starting to obscure as the machine does its thing, soon all Jonas's features are obscured in a sorta flickering in the booth. You squint as you try and see what's happening.
The flickering eventually subsides to reveal...a normal white porcelain toilet sitting in the photo booth.
"Whoa! Jonas?"
There's a long pause and for a moment you worry that you hadn't inputted the right settings when the toilet shivers, then the toilet seat moves, Jonas's voice coming out. "Y-Yeah? What happened? I feel really funky."
"I imagine so! Wow! This worked even better than expected! Can you try and move? Like, walk forward or something?"
"Sure, I guess?" The toilet shakes, sorta moving in place a moment before it gives a sorta awkward hop forward out of the photo booth. You can hear the sound of water sloshing about.
You walk forward to give a closer look. "Hey, Jonas, mind if I check something?"
"Sure, w-" Jonas is cut off as you lift his toilet lid and seat. Indeed, there seems to be water in the bowl. "Huh. That's strange. This is so darn cool!"
You release the toilet seat and lid. Jonas sputters. "Dude! What was that about? Are you gonna explain what happened? Why do I feel so odd? I'm guessing I'm not like a dragon or something?"
"Naw. Nothing like that. Let me show you." You put your phone in selfie mode, then show it to Jonas.
"Why are you showing me a picture of a toilet?"
"It's not a picture. That's my camera app."
"What do you mean it's your..." The toilet stops talking as the lid opens and closes a few times, then hops in place. "DUDE! AM I A FUCKING TOILET?"
"Cool, right?"
"COOL IS NOT THE WORD I'D USE! I'm...I'm...well...I guess it is a little cool....but STILL SUPER WEIRD!"
"Don't worry. I'll turn you back. You know, after the device recharges. This just proves that there is no limit to what this thing could do. I mean, hell, I bet I could totally turn you into a dragon. Though, not sure how that'd fit into the booth. In any case, next change, totally your choice."
Jonas grumbles in a gurgling way. "Fiiiiiine. I just don't wanna be stuck like this any longer than possible. And don't you dare get any funny ideas."
"So you're saying you DON'T wanna contribute to the bathroom remodel."
The toilet growls.