You lift the car keys and sim them at the landlord and Steven you push the button but nothing happens. The landlord slowly lowers his hand and presses down on the handle. Stephen doesn't say a thing or lift his lid, he flushes like a toilet should. You control yourself and keep from crying out, you simply prepare a rehearsed explanation for the naked guy with dropping dick you know will appear shortly.
Stephen glugs and gurgles then slowly begins to refill. You wait but the toilet stays a toilet. "Eh" the landlord sighs "guess the kid wasn't crazy, I'll have to install a roll of paper in there though" he sighed then closed the door and still bemused wondered off to his office.
You rush to the supply closet and throw open the door, "oh damn dude please tell me you can still speak that the keys didn't do setting worse" you gasp
Stephen shifts and looks up "I can and I can still move but whatever you did I think I'm stuck" he says this with a hint of fear in his voice.
"Let's try flushing you again maybe it will work now maybe I just changed it so you can control it better" you reach up and press the handle as you say this.
Stephen gurgles and wooshes but remains a fixture. Then you notice it a little counter behind the handle. Stephen had barely refilled when you push down again the number changes going down from 2 to 1.
"Hmmmm I wonder if I extended your flush duration?"
"Huh?" Stephen gurgles
"Well I just found a counter behind your handle I think instead of one flush now you have a set amount that has to be pulled before your human again" you say as you reach for the handle once more.
Stephen flushes and as you step back he changes from toilet to human in the midst of climax "urrrrghhh dude that has to be it hopefully it works both ways" he moans then realized what's happening and blushes "hey dude privacy please"
You blush then close the door, then press your ear too it after all he's part human part toilet so privacy is a touchy subject. You hear the gentle grunt of a guy cleaning up from masturbating then the sound of paper tearing and the handle of the door jiggles. You manage to fall back just in time.
Stephen emerges and has managed to tear the top half of a sack marked fertilizer and is now wearing it as a form of kilt or boxers.
Ignoring his state of dress you lead him back to the apartment forgetting that Sarah is in there. As you open the door she looks up and squeals in delight.
"You finally came out that's why you're being all weird ah hon I'm Soo happy for you" she pulls you and stephen inside and begins to oggle stephen.
"Wh?? No" you splutter "this is just my friend stephen he's having some stuff go on and is staying here for a bit he lost his clothes in a weird thing with the gardner and some fertilizer"
Sarah smirks and nods, "sure...in other fun didnuou know there's a tupperware container with dog poop in your fridge?"
You panic "yes you didn't do anything to it did you it's still there right?"
"Jeez calm down I didn't touch it can't toss that in the trash it would reek, and when I went to flush it I discovered your toilet was gone"
You and Steven share a look then you look back at Sarah ehonjust nods and points to the bathroom. Shaking a bit you get up and go to your apartments medium sized bathroom, just as Sarah said your bathroom is still furnished with tub and sink but where the toilet usually stands is a gaping hole to the sewer. You return to the living room and sit down.
" I don't understand....unless" you look at Steven and he shrugs again.
"Not s clue dude" he shifts and his makeshift pants crinkle.
"Oh right" you mutter with a blush "c'mon steven let's get you some pants and a shirt"
Together you head to your bedroom where you pull out a baggy pair of jeans and some undies. You are pulling out a shirt when steven makes an odd sound. You turn and find he has cum in the undies you just gave him.
"C'mon dude, try to control yourself besides we don't know how many times you can do that before you more useful than chatty"
"Can't help it man, like I said earlier I'm really sensitive and whatever those keys did to me I don't think I'm just into chicks anymore...."
You blush and are suddenly keenly aware of how naked he still is, "why don't you get dressed we can talk about it later man for now it's gonna be better.if we don't cross that line....for now" you blush as you realize he isn't unattractive and while you and Sarah have had fun together you've now seen a lot of another guy's dick and not been completely repulsed. "Ummm I'll let you get cleaned up and changed" you mutter then head back got the living room.
Once you're back in the living room you make banal conversation with Sarah while you both wait for steven to return. She has you care keys and is playing with them.
"Hmm Sarah could you put those down" you ask panicked they might activate with just your presence.
"Awwww is the keys important?" She teases but sets them on the table. "Hey where that new 'feiend' of yours gone? I'd make anyone about calling in but.in this case it might be true"
You stifle a groan and have a pretty decent idea of where steven is. You move to go check when Sarah stands first. She steps along to the bathroom and gaps in shock.
"Hey! There's a toilet in here now.....eh I'm not gonna question it too much." Before you can stop her she closes the door and through the thin wood you hear tinkling and plopping and a relieved sigh, then the rolling of paper and finally a rich flush. Sarah comes out opening the door and humps I to you.
"What's with you being so creepy today?" She also
You blush, "umm I didn't mean to uounjust went in so fast and we'll.....sorry sarah"
She gives you a quick.peck on the cheek, "it's okay sweetie now let's flush that dog turd and toss.out that bad tupperware." She hurries into the kitchen before you can stop her and returns with the tupperware and stands over stevens open bowl.
You are freaking out and aren't sure what's going on specially since you swear steven is whispering "yes feed me" so quietly Sara can't quite hear him. You go for the only thing you can think of and hold up the keys. There is a flash of light and the tupperware (still closed thankfully) clutters to the ground. When your eyes readjust you see steven is still a toilet and actually looks s little depressed, the tupperware is now on the ground in front of him, and a brand new bidet is resting where sarah once stood.
"What the hell just happened to me" the bidet asks spurting water in a strange tone that sounds like if sarah had been a male.
You gape and feel the color drain from your face "ummmm I guess I have some explaining to do" ....