In the endless pursuit of profits, or as marketing puts it 'customer satisfaction', one enterprising department store has found the key to staving off online retailers. All it requires is forcing employees, or as the boys in legal put it 'strongly suggesting' in exchange for a nominal pay increase, to submit to being implanted with devices capable of rewriting their genetic code to make them the perfect Product Demonstrators.
Now as long as our customers pay the monthly membership fee, all they need to do is scan the QR code located on an Product Demonstrator's badge to take control of the device. No more having to drag unhappy children to the store to try on clothes or wondering if your dog will fit in that cage. Just a few quick inputs and our Product Demonstrator is more than capable of saving you the hassle.