"Isn't being a girl just the worst? Periods, jerky boys, being judged all the time based on your appearance and what you wear, always being talked over, the list goes on and on. Well, you can forget about it with the Blue Pill Masculinization Program. Just three blue pills taken every two days will masculinize your body down to the chromosomes! And you'll get a psychological makeover as well to conform with your new and improved gender! Unlock your full genetic potential as a powerful stud, charismatic athlete or dynamic entrepreneur!"
A before and after shot showed a nerdy girl, somewhat resembling Lisa herself, side by side with a powerful, confident man.
Hmmm Lisa thought, I'm not trans, but men do have it better in a lot of ways, and it says it will make you a man psychologically as well as physically. Just $50?