You decide to go to the lazer tag section and after paying, they hand you a gun but no armor, then shove you into the arena.
"Strange." You wonder, "how do they keep points without the armor?"
You look at the ray gun given to you, and you notice it has several knobs. One switches between a mars sign and a venus sign. Another switches between numbers 1-70 and has a picture of a clock next to it. One knob has pictures of several animals, then is connected to a switch that has three options. 'Animal', 'taur', and 'anthro'. The 'anthro' knob also has another switch attached to it that just ranges from 5-95%.
The gun is very strange, and you look at it trying to figure out how exactly it works, someone else playings hits you with a ray.
Suddenly, you start to feel strange and.....