It had been a while since Ben and Jake had met. They were too embarassed by the whole situation, and didn't visit each other much any more. But one day, around nine months later, Jake ran across Ben in a bar.
"I see ya put on a lotta weight," said Jake.
"Jake?" said Ben. "Oh, geez. After all this time I still can't believe we..."
"It was just magic!" said Jake. "Anyway, are you sure you're not sick or something? You look strange."
"I don't understand it, I'm getting fatter and I suddenly wanna eat a whole lot of weird food. And I get these pains as if I was being kicked."
"Ya oughta see a doctor, Ben, that's what doctors are for! For sick people."
"I'm not sick, I just got heavier. Some kind of effect of the magic I bet. Because the fat just in my stomach, not too far from my pussy. And I don't want to show a doctor my pussy, anyway! I... Agh. I just started getting these cramps this morning... and my pussy's leaking, I think."
"You sound sick."
"I'm telling ya, I'm not sick! I... oooh. Fine. Lemme find the doctor's phone number."
"So you're telling me you got a vagina by magic?" asked the doctor. "That's absurd."
"I did get a magic pussy! Now something's wrong with me! I keep getting bad cramps!" Ben took off his pants--which wouldn't have fit if they didn't have a stretch band on the waist--and dropped his underwear, showing his crotch to the doctor.
"Wow," said the doctor. "I never heard of real magic, but I can't argue with what I see. I think I know what's wrong with you, but, well, you see..."
"Stop trying to pretend you have no idea and tell me what it is I got!"
"Fine. I think you're pregnant. You're going to have a baby."
"But I'm a guy!"
"I can see that you've got parts that most guys don't. And they work!"
"What do I do?"
"You lie down, I call in Doctor Brown, who knows how to deliver babies, and I give you something for the pain. Then you keep pushing."
"That's nuts!" exclaimed Ben.
"Just lie down."
Ben eventually did lie down, and Doctor Brown did come in and give him the anesthetic. He still had to push and push as hard as possible. It felt as if he was pushing his insides out. Then the doctor did something. Ben wasn't sure, because it was blocked from his view.
And after that the doctor brought him his baby. The infant was bald, icky, very red and looked a lot like both Ben and Jake. It started to cry....