A new product has just been launched, and is available for sale at online retailers. The product, called Pubertaway, is marketed as a "blessing for Mom and Dad" while also a "nightmare for teens everywhere".
Pubertaway resembles a dehumidifier. Unlike a dehumidifier, the Pubertaway removes any set amount of maturity from a teen's body, forcing them backwards through puberty. The product is designed to work while the teen is sleeping, so that they can wake up younger and less mature by the morning.
The Pubertaway has two different functions. The first is a knob that sets how much maturity should be taken away from the teen. Mode 1 takes away approximately one year's worth of maturity, which comes in handy for reducing acne, thinning facial/body hair, or reducing breast size. Mode 2 takes away some of the teen's maturity away from them, making them quite a few years younger than usual. For those seniors out there, Mode 2 will be enough to make them freshman again. Mode 3 takes away all signs of puberty from the teen, which is guaranteed to set them all the way back to early middle school age for the boys, or late elementary school age for the girls. There is also an overdrive option, which not only takes all signs of puberty away from the teen, but also pushes them deeper into childhood. Use of this option is risky for the teens, so user discretion should be advised.
The second function is a switch titled "Gender Bender". Aside from taking the teen's maturity away, the Gender Bender can transform the teen into a person of the opposite gender. In other words, teenage boys can be Gender Bendered into girls, while teenage girls can be Gender Bendered into boys. The Gender Bender is designed to work with all modes of the dial.
The teen's discarded maturity is stored in a container inside of the device. For the first 24 hours, the substance is a clear liquid that is odorless and tasteless, but is not recommended for consumption. Once the 24 hours is up, the substance becomes a gel, which can be applied on the former teen's body when it's time to turn back. All the teen needs to do to get their maturity back is to have a warm shower after applying the gel directly on their skin.
The Pubertaway website contains several before-and-after shots of teenage boys and girls reversing through puberty. Heights diminished between shots, boys going from scruffy beards to either clear skin or peach fuzz, heads getting rounder, girls reduced breast sizes and figures, and acne becoming either more or less prominent depending on age. The Pubertaway is designed for teens no older than 19, and will stop working upon turning 20.
This is the story of one teen, who is among the first to use the Pubertaway...