A new amusement park opened in your town, called Mythtopia. According to the brochure of the park, it is a myth creature based theme park. Sounds like a good idea to go during the summer, so you decided to order tickets online to go to the amusement park. The tickets were still on sale, so this was the perfect opportunity.
You purchased a decent amount of tickets, and get on the bus to the park. As you head to the amusement park, you start to notice a bunch of people there, and find that half of them have become myth creatures. While you head over to the front of the entrance, you see a muscular minotaur guy with a human head, that had massive horns, wasn't wearing a shirt, and his legs were replaced with muscular hoof legs, but he was also wearing a thong covering his privates. The minotaur must have been the ticket vender.