You are folded in on yourself. Everything is dark. While you're immobile and deflated, you can taste and feel. There is something wet and salty in your mouth. You realize that the bastards have folded you with the head of your cock in your mouth. As you're unceremoniously dumped into the mailing carton, you find your own deflated cock shoved deep down your throat as you're stuffed into the two small container.
You hear them talking about mailing you to a fraternity. Then you're jostled around and hear only feet walking. You're in her tote bag. About 15 minutes later, you're moved around and realize you're being weighed. A second later, pow. The postman must have just stamped you hard. You bounce violently, and roll along a conveyor to be dumped in a bin with other boxes.