However, Chad was not offered much leisure time to think about his "dream date". Quickly, more changes altered his body. More hair started to sprout upon his chest, which pleased him enormously. Or at first, at least.
'Hey,' he thought. "This is cool! I've got more hair! And... And my muscles! They're... They're bulging! Awesome! Without working out! This is gonna make me so much more of a star on the field! And... Great!'
He grinned like an idiot as he stared into the loincloth to witness his penis enlarge and his testicles bulge out arrogantly. Soon his penis was a humongous enough monster to threaten any male adult video actor. This pleased Chad enormously. Yet as he was engrossed into his new male ultimate fantasy, day-dreaming like an idiot about all the chicks he'd collect and constitute as a harem, he was oblivious to other alterations, those ones a lot more worrisome. He only snapped out of his crass reverie when he started to feel the dull pains upon his skull and his limbs. He then only patted his eyebrow ridges.
'What the...? How did this happen? What?... My arms! They're so long! And hairy! And my legs are much shorter! And why are my fingers so hairy? And not just my fingers! My entire body! What is going on?'
Panicked, he rushed to a nearby mirror. But even that had become complicated. He couldn't move his legs to walk! All he could manage was sort of waddle that got too tiring far too quickly. He could only shuffle his feet. Feet whose big toe had displaced itself, ending as a secondary thumb! Oh, no! No, no, no! Chad the bully and jackass was dimly realizing that he was turning into a monkey. He rushed to the mirror in the way his new body found the most instinctively natural: upon his knuckles. And the mirror confirmed his worst fears: he was hairy and his features were acquiring simian traits still! He yelled and cursed in panic but only shrieks and garbled ooks went out of his throat. He shrieked more as he gave in to a rather understandable panic and ran around, still on his knuckles and his brain still shouting out his pure horror. His loincloth lay discarded and ignored on the floor. Chad had had the bare thought and hope that if he removed the dreaded garment he would return to his normal appearance. Alas for him, his hopes were instantly dashed. Little he know the one responsible for his miseries was approaching.