A man in a yellow hat emerged from the dense foliage with the slash of a shiny machete. Chad turned to flee. He spotted a banana hanging from a wire. Yum! He thought he would eat on the run. He grabbed the banana, and the net whipped him up in air. At least he had his banana. He took a bite skin and all.
"Curious, Chad? Guess I really made a monkey out of you," said the man in the yellow hat, as he spun the net around to check out the new and improved monkey boy.
"Aw, no tail, guess you're not a monkey after all. You are really a chimpanzee, Chad. Chad the Chimp does have a nice alliteration. What do you think?"
Chad licked the banana juice from his fingers, and glared at the yellow hat, and said, "Oooook, ook!"
"Did you just say, "Fuck you! Monkey boy?" asked the yellow hat, "do you know who I am?"
"Ook, ook,ookoo, ookoookoookokoo," replied Chad from his net prison. Chad's banana free hand descended to his naked crotch, and grabbed his own cock. He let go in surprise. His erect penis was covered in tiny barbs. He had a prickly penis. Did all apes?
"I'm your owner now, Chimp Chad!" Yellow hat shouted. His Chimp didn't seem to be paying attention to him.
He called to the bushes. Native guides emerged. The transferred the netted monkey from the tree to a pole. Chad the Chimp slung in the hammock like net as two natives put the pole across their shoulders, and led the way out of the jungle back to civilization? Was it Chad's old reality with him cast as am ape, or was it another reality in which Chad always was an ape? Or was any of it real?
Absent-mindedly, Chad the chimpanzee jerked off in his net prison.
The man in the yellow hat grinned. If Chad had been a gorilla, he would be on his way to the taxidermist now, as the great white hunter's latest trophy. But a Chimp was trainable. A cage would await Chad, and then a long sea voyage home. Yellow hat smiled a self-satisfied kind of smile.
If Chad didn't train well, well, there always was a taxidermist nearby.