You decide to pick the orange side. That is where the Myths enclosures are. That sounds fun and interesting. So you take that directions, ready to stroll and go about at a leisurely pace. The sky is bright and sunny, you have money and it is the vacations. Your roomate was sure to be missing out! And indeed he was.
That was because the exhibits were just extraordinary. In a paddock, unicorns were grazing, some with foals, their eyes black, golden or violent, their coats ivory white and their manes silvery. Their horns shone like pearls, even in the sunlight. In a domes paddock, very large, were pegasi, flying and grazing on hay and clover. These were even more impressive. There was also a phoenix and an entire herd of centaurs. There was one lone minotaur munching mouthfuls of grass and looking particularly bored. One of the most fun exhibits, for mature and of age audiences only, particularly for "gentlemen", were the groups of satyrs in a closed-off enclosure. These mythological beings were not like the quiet and pleasant fauns. The satyrs were almost exclusively male and provided bawdy jokes and rude gestures. They bragged about their genitals and thrust them in your direction, daring you to come near and compete with them. They were especially raunchy towards women and yelled lewd things in a sort of obscene contest with a group of other older teens. That was crass, but fun. You saw a lot of other mythic creatures, from giant snakes to dragons, passing by fairies, elves, mermaids, fay beings and some you had no idea existed. In the end, you decided to take a break at a small restaurant, unaware that you had struck the attention of somebody and that the free drink offered with your coffee was no present. Indeed, it was spiked with a transformation potion.