You and two of your friends have decided to go to a candy shop located in a part of your town that you and your friends have never been to before. You heard it being advertised on the radio one day and heard that they were having a big blowout sale. Because you love candy, you couldn't pass up on the offer!
You arrive at the store with Ryan and Jake. Ryan, a friend you have known your whole life, is about the same age as you are, 17, and the same height, 6 ft 1 and the same build, which is a little chubby. But Jake, a new guy you met at school recently, is 16 and a little shorter than both you and Ryan, but he is ripped with muscles and very athletic. You gaze up at the sparkling sign and it reads The Magical Candy Factory. "Yeah right, about as magical as my ass" Ryan said. Just as you are about to gesture to the two boys to go into the super-sized store, you see a man with colored polka dots that look like tattoos on his skin and a big man with furry hair and dog ears exit the store. "Look at those freaks!" Ryan said in a low voice. You all laugh and enter through the self-opening door.
The first thing you notice is the wal-mart-like greeter. He seems to be passing out jellybeans as samples or something. You and your friends go up to him. "Be sure to keep this pill with you boys at all time. Take it if you want to go back to normal" he said in a gay, lisping tone. "Will do!" you reply back, imitating and making fun of his speech. You, Jake, and Ryan take the pills and put it in your pocket.
You look all throughout the store and the aisle signs catch your eye. "There's a jelly bean section, a taffy section, a sour candy section, and even a section for pets!" you tell Jake and Ryan. "There's some more sections in the back, but I want to go to ... first!"