The man in the video that played for Laurence that day in the magic shop arrived bright and early Monday morning. He actually interrupted Laurence's morning poop.
Laurence glared at the wizard, then focused back on filling up his diaper. Once he was done, the invisible hands changed him and brought him back to the wizard.
"So, young Laurence, have you made your decision?" the wizard asked. Laurence frowned.
"How you know my name?" he demanded. The wizard laughed.
"I'm magic, remember? Now, your decision, please."
"I wanna be a big boy!" Laurence said. "Grown up man!"
"Really?" The wizard seemed intrigued. "Would you mind telling me why?"
"Wanna be grown up. But wanna be daddy. Don't wanna have babies." Laurence shrugged. "Also, men get more money."
"True, very true," the wizard said. He set Laurence on the ground. "All right, get ready."
Laurence closed his eyes. When he opened them, he was an adult again! The wizard summoned a mirror and gave it to him. Laurence admired his handsome reflection. He looked almost like a movie star with his chiseled jaw and wind swept hair. He was taller than the wizard now, certainly taller than average, and wearing a suit. But as he stepped closer to give the mirror back to the wizard, he felt a slight sensation in his pants and heard the smallest of crinkles. He stared at the wizard.
"You kept me in diapers?" he demanded. The wizard sighed.
"You were young so long that there were going to be lingering effects. You'll find sometimes you need a nap, or suck your thumb, or have the occasional accident."
"Great. A new reality where I'm a diapered businessman."
"A diapered lawyer," the wizard corrected. "And they're very discreet. Trust me, no one knows except your spouse. And I made sure that they're actually into it."
"My spouse?" Laurence asked. He looked down at his hands and saw a wedding ring. "I'm married?"
"Yes, and with a baby on the way." The wizard raised an eyebrow. "After all, that's what you said you wanted..."
"No, it is!" Laurence said urgently. He cleared his throat, enjoying the deep tone of it. "Ah, who am I married to?"
The wizard's eyes twinkled.