Now knowing he can add or remove words from the sentence, Jason, having always wanted the air of someone foreign, changed the sentence to "The Scottish man is searching for a bathroom after his pants ripped."
After submitting the change, Jamie knew that something had changed. He wondered if the update had fixed the app being so buggy, and he realized that somehow, his name was now James. He murmured something under his breath, and a deep Scottish brogue faintly wavered into his own ears, making Jamie so ecstatic he almost ripped his pants along the front as well. Realizing he still needed to fix his pants, he saved the sentence, and attempted to modify it again, only to get a pop-up saying "Wait. Modification allowed in 39 seconds". Flustered, but even more excited at the opportunity to show Will what had happened, he backed up against a wall while waiting for the timer to finish counting down.
A few moments later, the salesperson was approaching him, but Jamie was able to modify his sentence to "The Scottish man is searching for a tailor after his vest ripped." Upon submitting the change, he immediately could no longer feel air passing against the underwear encapsulating his enormous ass. He looked down and realized that not only was he somehow now wearing a vest that he wasn't prior, it had been ripped, and his entire outfit had become much nicer, the vest not seeming much out of place.
The enormous sales associate approached him and said, "Good day, how can I help you?"
Now in awe of the app, and a bit flustered, Jamie asked "do you have a tailor who can fix this for me?", hurriedly pointing to the damaged fabric of his vest. The sales associate, who had to be upwards of 400 pounds himself, said, "gladly, I can show you to our in-house tailor. As I'm sure you know, we love serving our customer base of corpulent men, and every plump beast needs clothes he can feel confident in." As Jamie heard this, he realized the associate's clothes had gotten much nicer as well. He nodded, and the sales associate led him to the tailor.