"From now on, whenever you talk to a female you find attractive you will turn fully into an animal, though your mind will remain perfectly in tact. Not only that, but they will feel compelled to look after you in your animal form, whether that means keeping you as a pet or finding a nice home for you on the farm or in a zoo. You will be able to talk only to them and only when nobody else is in earshot. At all other times you will be limited to animal noises. This should completely change your relationship dynamics with women you want to fuck around, once they have seen you will as a lowlier species reliant on their help I doubt they will ever be able to take you seriously again. Each transformation will last 48 hours before you turn back into your naked human self. I hope that doesn't land you in any embarrassing situations!"
James looked at the message in disbelief and decided quickly that Rebecca was crazy and that he should just get on with his day. He wasn't even planning to mention it to anyone for fear of them judging him for dating such an obvious lunatic for as long as he did. He deleted the message, put Rebecca on block and stepped outside.