Kevin read the black card whith golden letter "Congratulations, you've been selected to change your life. Your new role is a sexy cougar whith a bimbo dauther" and zack read "Congratulations, you've been selected to change your life. Your new role is a bimbo teeneager whith a Cougar mother"
Zack said "shit i am be a dumb teen girl, and you?" Kevin only said "a mature woman"
They both looked at his card, and Zack said, "I guess I'll be your daughter...damn, because I don't want to be a bimbo."
Kevin said, "And I don't want to be a Cougar...it's depressing." Then he said, "I'll have to call the registry and give them the information." So Kevin called and explained the situation. Zack said, "What did they tell you?" To which Kevin just said, "Thanks so much for reporting it, they'll take care of it, and we can go to therapy." Zack said, "I don't want to go to therapy. I want to be normal."
To which Kevin said, "I know it's horrible and we're screwed, but we knew it could happen. Damn, our lives have gone to shit."
Then they both fell silent, and he said, "Hey, do you feel different?" Zack said, to which Kevin said, "No, I guess it takes a while to kick in."
Zack said, "Well, at least we can do things with a clear mind until that starts," to which Kevin said, "Yes."