You find yourself walking into a costume shop on the edge of town. Your neighbor is having a costume party tonight for halloween and recommended this shop. It just opened up, and has somehow of an interesting name. As you enter the shop you are immediately greeted by a sales clerk.
"Welcome to The Second Skin, what kind of costume are you looking for?" says the clerk with a smile.
"Well, I need a very realistic animal costume," you say.
The clerk gives you a look, "That's fairly particular, any reason why?"
You blush slightly. Your male roommate Jack wanted you to go with him to the party. You know for a fact that Jack's gay although he tries to hide it from you. The reason you need an animal costume is because couples are suposed to go in a theme. There's a good chance that he's finally going to come out of the closet to you tonight.
You suddenly realize the clerk is still waiting for an answer. "Oh, my um, girlfriend and I have to go as a theme. He has this real looking wolf costume and I need an animal to match."
The clerk now has a knowing smile, "So your GIRLfriend is a HE 'eh?"
You now notice your slip of the tongue. "Err, I..."
"Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. As for a costume, we keep the most realistic in the back, follow me."
You head into the back with the clerk into a room filled with costume after costume, and their all animals. But then you notice another trend on them. They all seem to have built in penises... The sales clerk notes your discovery.
"You said realistic right, well, built in animals condoms should add to the illusion quite a bit, don't you think?"
You're left speechless. You are blushing now to the point that you're redder than a tomatto. You finally squeek out a, "Yeah..."
The clerk remains cheerful despite your akwardness. "So, did you have a species in mind?