Jennifer grabbed her purse and ran for the door, locking it behind her as she ran out. She slowed when she noticed that the bus was nowhere in sight.
"That Damn Drunk is late again!"
All of a sudden, Jennifers 8-year-old next door neighbor, Sarah, ran up to her with her hand behind her back and said, "Hey Jennifer! Lookie what I found!"
"Hey squirt! Watcha got?"
"Close your eyes and hold out your hand!"
"Do I gotta?"
"Yep!"
"Okay, fine, but it better not be anything gross."
"It's not, I promise!
Jennifer covered her eyes with one hand and stuck out her other.
"Okay! Here we Go!"
What is it?