"So Laurie--uh, mom--said it was OK if I stay a girl! Isn't that great!"
"That's great, Jasmine." Mike answered, pulling her in for a kiss. "You make a totally awesome foxgirl."
"But she wants to really act like my mom--I mean she wants to meet your parents and everything."
Mike turned away. "Uh, Jasmine, I don't think I ever actually said that I had parents here."
"Huh? I know they won't let kids our age here without parental supervision."
"I guess I should have been honest with you when you were honest with me." Mike answered. "Over on the other side of the fence, I'm not really this age. I'm about fifty."
"You wanted to relive your youth?" Jasmine pulled away slightly.
"It's more complicated than that. I had--I had this disease. It wasn't life-threatening, but it was disfiguring--you know, like the Elephant Man. It set on when I was about twelve. The whole time I was a teenager--you know how horny teenage guys get--there was never a woman who found me attractive or sexy or anything. I'm still a virgin." Mike laughed with a touch of bitterness.
"So when you came here. . ."
"I didn't want to relive my youth--I wanted to live it. The first time I saw you checking me out, Jasmine--I didn't know anything could feel that good."
"I'm so sorry, Mike." Jasmnne wanted to bite her tongue off as she saw a little bit of the light in Mike's eyes die. She hurried to correct herself. "I'm not sorry. I'm glad I'm with the hunkiest, cutest, sexiest foxboy in the park." She gave Mike a deep kiss, and added mentally *And we're definitely going to do something about that virgin thing*
Jasmine came up for air. "Mom is still going to want to talk to you, though."