Walking up to one of the game stands, you see a bunch of stuffed animal prizes laid out behind one of those ring games and made of latex like everything else in this weird circus. Man, you always wanted one of those when you were younger, but you could never win one. Maybe now's your chance!
You look around; still no one in sight. You could easily just grab one of those things and no one would be the wiser. Still, that'd be stealing and you're not really a thief. Would it be stealing, though? Sure, you'd be taking something without any form of permission, but these games are all rigged anyways. The people who run them are just stealing money with their unwinnable attractions, so isn't it right that you should be allowed to steal from them? No, not just right, mandatory! You HAVE to take a stuffed animal, bringing justice to everyone who's ever lost at these impossible stands! In fact, it's karma that they lose something after all that dishonesty, and who are you to deny karma?
Your reservations about this "theft" a thing of the past, you gladly take a latex plushie not just for yourself, but for the greater good of all mankind!