You're a Nintendo fan, so the Yoshi seems like a no-brainer. You reach over the counter to grab it, when suddenly you hear sirens blaring. Before you even have a chance to figure out what's going on, you feel a blunt impact at the back of your head and everything goes black.
"ORDER!"
A booming voice forces you back to consciousness, and when you wake you find yourself sitting in a courtroom. A particularly booksmart man dressed in a rather fancy suit is sitting off to your right, and a hushed crowd looks respectfully at the rather intimidating judge sitting at the front of the room. It takes you a few seconds to figure out what's going on, but when you see the green latex Yoshi toy you'd been reaching for a bit earlier under a very noticeable 'EXHIBIT A' sign everything starts to make sense pretty quickly.
"The defendant is charged with shoplifting in the first degree. How does the defendant plead?"